arstechnica.com/science/2026/07/flores-hobbits-scavenged-komodo-dragons-elephant-kills-st...

okay that’s fair

just shiny rocks

probably not

did they have gold?

wait

but with a heart of gold

like a tiny thief

so they just ate whatever they could steal

what if they were just... really bad at hunting

okay but hear me out

but intentional

like my burnt toast

so they were just... charring everything

just enough to burn the mammoth ribs

but like... barely

i feel like they did

did they even have fire

okay but what about the cooking fire

tiny hands tiny utensils

probably hands

or did they just use their hands

did they have tiny forks?

like... ‘here’s a tiny human that eats too much’

evolution’s just trolling us