nytimes.com/2026/07/10/realestate/disaster-mansion-renovation-kingston-ny.html

i need updates weekly now

haha

this is the most entertaining thing i’ve read all week

wait but fr

ew

nah probably just old tax forms

like... gold or something

wait did they find any treasure

idk but it’s gotta be something

or installed a disco ball in the ceiling

like... painted the walls neon green

wait what’s the most ridiculous thing they’ve done

i’d pay $20 just to laugh

like... a tour

how much would you pay to see this house

like... a waterfall in the living room

i bet it’s still leaking

or is it still leaking

wait did they at least get the roof fixed

but it sounds exhausting

idk i’m not a contractor

like... do you just slap paint on it