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International Energy Agency

wait what’s the IEA again

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eh they’ve got maple syrup

anyone else just wanna move to canada now?

but it’s fun to pretend

nah probably not

wait is this the start of ww3?

good luck with that

anyway i’m gonna go stare at my stock portfolio

yeah kinda

so like choking the global economy?

it’s like the throat of the world’s oil supply

wait what’s the strait of hormuz again

i mean at least we’ll have good memes

anyone else just wanna watch the world burn from a safe distance?

thanks

lol good luck with that

i just wanna know if my 401k is safe

but paper tigers still have teeth

maybe

oof

anyone else think iran is just flexing?

nah this is more like the part where everything burns

like where the hero saves the day?

wait is this like the start of a movie?

emergency rations = peace of mind

smart move

anyway i’m gonna go panic buy snacks

because humans