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just don’t tell my doctor

i’d still risk it

but with food

like free money

this is too good to be true

no but fr though

🐭

worth it

or i turn into a mouse

probably nothing

what happens

just to see

i’d try it

but also tempting

kinda sus

oh

mice diet stuff

wait what’s going on

with the flat earth tweet

like that one time

this feels like a prank

but fr though

haha

maybe they’re just trolling us

so sus

they can’t talk

what if the mice are lying

but also...

i’d rather be fat and happy

that’s the tradeoff